West Haven Police Department

OK so I just got a traffic ticket. The ticket states that I violated a traffic signal. Basically I was driving around where I live and I was approaching an intersection and the traffic signal was green. I drove closer to the traffic signal and the light changed to yellow. At this point, I was too close to the intersection to stop safely and so I proceeded to drive through the intersection. All of a sudden a police car pulls me over and the officer tells me that I ran a red light. The cop gives me a $124 ticket. Does anyone see a problem here? I did not break the law - at all. What I did is not illegal. However, I now have to deal with this ticket. I have two choices: Pay the ticket or take a day off from work to fight the ticket in court. I am going to pay the ticket because I make more than $124 in one day. Where is the justice? What about the real criminals? Why are the cops writing traffic tickets instead of going after the murderers and thieves? I will tell you why. Because the West Haven cops are fucking lazy pussies. Last year, I had a car stereo stolen from my car while I was sleeping. I called the West Haven cops and filed a police report, and you know what they did. Nothing! They did nothing because they are stupid uneducated high school jock assholes who couldn't get accepted into college and became cops so they could continue to bully people. They don't go after real criminals because they are afraid of getting stabbed or shot at. I am not saying that this applies to all cops because I have a friend who is a very hard working NYPD cop. All I am saying is that West Haven cops are lazy pussies that don't deserve to get paid.

PS: The officer that wrote the ticket signed his name so illegibly, it looks like he must have been getting a blow job from his partner when he signed the ticket.

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